Monday, 18 February 2013

The best pre-bar-fight drinks.



For those times when you just feel like throwing someone through a window, but don't have the 'cojones'.
These are sure to push you over the edge.
Have fun. 

      Karate Juice
4 parts brandy
1 part coke
            Mix in a standard high ball glass

     Absinthe
(A redistilled alcohol that contains wormwood. There are still a few places where you can buy the original, even though it is illegal in some countries.)
There’s only one way to drink this:
Strain through a sugar cube and into a shot glass

     Tequila
Goes well with salt and a lemon slice

     Whiskey
Classically on the rocks; but straight works well too

     Buffalo Sweat
3 parts bourbon
            1 part Tabasco sauce
            Layer Tabasco over the bourbon in a shot glass

     Spicy Sandstorm
3 ounce scotch
            3 ounce gin
            2 ounce ground black pepper
            1 ounce Tabasco sauce
            Mix in a standard high ball glass

     Moonshine
Either make it yourself, or find someone who can

     Captain Morgan rum
However you want it
            (If there’s a pirate on the bottle it’s a pre-bar-fight drink.)

1 ounce is the rough equivalent of 1 shot


On a side note:
If you're ever looking for a place to drink, but don't know where, you can check this site out. Gives you the closest place to your current location.
www.wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com


On more of a side note:
If you ever want to get in touch with me, you can email me at 
dudewheresmycarnage@gmail.com

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