Friday, 22 February 2013

10 Mythological pets.


Here’s one for all you creature fans.

10 Mythological creatures that would be great as pets

Leprechaun – Who wouldn’t want a tiny, little Irishman running around their home and garden. And if you can catch him, he’ll grant you three wishes. You’ll also have a constant rainbow pointing to his pot o’ gold.

Centaur – Centaurs are kick ass. They’re great archers, and bearers of knowledge. You can also ride them like a pony

Cerberus – For those of you that don’t know, Cerberus was a three-headed, giant dog that guarded the gates of Hades. Upside: Nobodies gonna fuck with you when you’re walking a three- headed dog. Downside: Can you imagine how much food you’ll have to feed it.

Phoenix – A life-long pet. When it dies it bursts into flames, and is reborn from the ashes. A great family heirloom too.

Dinosaur – Not really a mythological creature, but still flipping cool.

Gremlin – Gremlins like to sabotage all mechanics. Especially machines. If you can get them young, you can train them to sabotage your neighbours instead of you. I’m sure if you’re nice they’ll help you fix your car too.

Satyrs – Satyrs are hot chicks with horns. What else do you want?

Minotaur – A Minotaur has the body of a man, and the head of a bull. They generally live in labyrinths. There’s also nothing better than having a labyrinth, to your front door, to filter out unwanted visitors. The Minotaur will sort out the rest.

Griffin – Griffins are great forms of transport. There’s also very little chance of them getting stolen, as they do seem to eat anyone other than their owner.

Harpies – Harpies are winged monsters with the bodies of birds and the heads and torsos of women. What’s better than a hot chick with horns? A hot chick with wings. The feathers could put some people off though.

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