Here’s one for all you creature fans.
10 Mythological creatures that would be great as pets
Leprechaun – Who wouldn’t want a tiny, little Irishman
running around their home and garden. And if you can catch him, he’ll grant you
three wishes. You’ll also have a constant rainbow pointing to his pot o’ gold.
Centaur – Centaurs are kick ass. They’re great archers, and
bearers of knowledge. You can also ride them like a pony
Cerberus – For those of you that don’t know, Cerberus was a
three-headed, giant dog that guarded the gates of Hades. Upside: Nobodies gonna
fuck with you when you’re walking a three- headed dog. Downside: Can you
imagine how much food you’ll have to feed it.
Phoenix
– A life-long pet. When it dies it bursts into flames, and is reborn from the
ashes. A great family heirloom too.
Dinosaur – Not really a mythological creature, but still
flipping cool.
Gremlin – Gremlins like to sabotage all mechanics.
Especially machines. If you can get them young, you can train them to sabotage
your neighbours instead of you. I’m sure if you’re nice they’ll help you fix
your car too.
Satyrs – Satyrs are hot chicks with horns. What else do you
want?
Minotaur – A Minotaur has the body of a man, and the head of
a bull. They generally live in labyrinths. There’s also nothing better than
having a labyrinth, to your front door, to filter out unwanted visitors. The
Minotaur will sort out the rest.
Griffin
– Griffins are great forms of transport. There’s also very little chance of
them getting stolen, as they do seem to eat anyone other than their owner.
Harpies – Harpies are winged monsters with the bodies of
birds and the heads and torsos of women. What’s better than a hot chick with
horns? A hot chick with wings. The feathers could put some people off though.
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