"I locked myself out, on purpose."

Have you ever been locked out of your house? What am I saying, of course you have; at one point or another.

Well here's a list of stuff to do when you are.
(This is a list to waste time and make your experience better than what it would normally be; so if, at this moment, you're locked out of your house and are looking for a way to get in, then you're in the wrong place.)

1) Buy ice-cream. Eat ice-cream.
Especially in summer, ice-cream is a great motivational tool. It'll lift your spirits about the whole, being locked out of the house scenario. This also gives you a reason to take a slow stroll to a shop, not-so-near you. You probably have quite a bit of time before anyone that lives with you gets home, so there's no rush. This is assuming that you've already checked that there isn't anyone at home.

2) Sleep.
Find a nice shady spot and catch up on some, probably much needed, sleep. I say, probably much needed, because if you're leaving your keys around, you're not likely to be running on full batteries.

3) Chase dogs.
Dogs have loads of energy, and this means that they're great things to chase. This includes their owners. Once you've achieved this, carry on with number 2.

4) Scream at traffic.
Screaming at traffic is loads of fun. Especially if you live on a main road. This is a good tool to relieve anger or stress. Maybe if you put a hat down in front of you, you might get some money for ice-cream.

5) Rally troops.
You can go door to door rallying troops for your war on overpriced ice-cream. Convince them that its a national emergency. They'll believe you.

That's it for today young ones.
Live in the Carnage.